Battle of the sexes.

This is written in good humor and I hope no one gets offended.
I got this text message from an old friend this morning which made me smile. It’s actually a very old joke with various variations down the years.

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

Ever wondered how ALL of women  problems start with MEN.

(Ok.bad joke. Add GUYnaecologist and HISterectomy to the above list.)

There are all kinds of jokes and sayings about men and women all the time since men ARE from mars and women ARE from Venus and never the twain shall meet. (with all due apologies to all those in happy marriages and relationships).

Some old and golden Quotes about the realationship between Men and Women.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells a woman her lips look beautiful when closed. (old Hungarian proverb)

Children in the front seat of a car cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat of a car cause children.

If you think the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, know that you are aiming a little too high.

And finally
Women marry thinking he will change one day. Men marry thinking she will never change. Both are horribly mistaken!

Have a great day folks!